Are You Bow-Lingual

And if the bizarre doggie products couldn't get any weirder, I learned about the Bow-Lingual. While it looks like a radio shock collar, it's actually supposed to be a bark translator.

Apparently this was sold on TV. I don't remember seeing it. The As Seen On TV site states, "Bow-Lingual was featured in TIME Magazine’s “Best Inventions of 2002” list and is an “O List” Oprah-recommended product."

Unfortunately, Bow-Lingual is no longer available on the As Seen On TV web site. Gee, I wonder why. But if you're really curious, there are a few being sold on eBay right now.

Hey, if you need help translating your doggie's bark, I can honestly say you'll get a better value hiring ME for 1-hour than buying this thing. And I don't need batteries.

If you happen to have experience with this product, I would LOVE you to leave a comment.